So I saw this on Autotrader and it got me thinking...

"KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time" (kngt) 09/29/2018 at 16:55 • Filed to: Ask Oppo, Tailgating is bad mmkay?

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what are the best vehicles for tailgating? No, the other kind of tailgating.

Lifted bro truck with illegal HIDs is the first thing that comes to my mind.

E90M3 > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 09/29/2018 at 16:51

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Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 09/29/2018 at 16:52

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My Honda Ridgeline makes and excellent tailgate truck cause you can turn the inbed trunk into a massive cooler

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > E90M3 09/29/2018 at 16:59

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Jeremy Clarkson is a   fucking prophet! He called this years  ago.

Die-Trying > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 09/29/2018 at 17:06

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mustang gt, there are a FEW on the way to work, and its hard to leave them in the corners OR the straights .........., also dodge cummins, 4x4 with ranch hand bumpers, ford f250 and up work trucks fall in there too, for sheer dont care about you ability, and once those turbos spool up, those trucks are moving on ...........

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 09/29/2018 at 17:07

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Answer the damn question son this aint some casual forum when you can shitpost antijokes.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > E90M3 09/29/2018 at 17:10

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Also BMWs are not excluded. Soccer moms with “ I want to speak to the manager” haircuts in their X5s ( has to be a white , silver or black one ) and modified 335is are some of the worst offenders.

E90M3 > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 09/29/2018 at 17:11

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X5s (has to be a white , silver or black one)

They sell X5s in other colors?

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Die-Trying 09/29/2018 at 17:12

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So you’re telling me you can leave an Ecoboost in the dust, eh?

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > E90M3 09/29/2018 at 17:15

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If you manage to se e a rare   Blue one during a lunar eclipse, good luck will follow you for the next 7 years which means you’ll get a killer lease on your  next 320i guaranteed!

blacktruck18 > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 09/29/2018 at 17:21

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Black Hyundai Elantra with headlights off at 9:30pm.

I was getting tailgated by one the other day, I kept turning my lights on and off but driver was too stupid to  understand.

Die-Trying > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 09/29/2018 at 17:25

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the current daily not so much........ but it is a NO FRILLS mileage getter, that its only job is to knock down mpg. the last couple of dailys, COULD, corners a stock height 4x4(fulltime) trazer on 295 50 15 tires that was absolutely glued down around corners.

and there was the 71, with the “little engine that wouldnt quit till it did”.........

........ but all that is to say the mustang handling platform is downright impressive, BUT if i were going for something that would hang itself off your rearview mirror,and STAY THERE, the G t would be my first choice.........

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > blacktruck18 09/29/2018 at 17:25

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And to imagine that person is still out there, driving.

WilliamsSW > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 09/29/2018 at 17:28

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Don’t forget the Hummer H2!

XJDano > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 09/29/2018 at 17:32

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Something with a tailgate. All others at just hatching. 

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > WilliamsSW 09/29/2018 at 17:42

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Hmm.I t’s been years since I even saw one let alone get tailgated by one.

KnowsAboutCars > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 09/29/2018 at 17:47

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For Sweden > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 09/29/2018 at 17:48

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Most tailgaters I notice are late-model BMWs and Infinitis

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > KnowsAboutCars 09/29/2018 at 17:49

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“ Why you be tailgating me officer I am already doing 100+ for God’s sake! And those flashing lights and sirens are a tad overkill won’t you agree?"

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > For Sweden 09/29/2018 at 17:52

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As a prior and current owner of both respectively, I take personal offense at your comment. But have to agree.

WilliamsSW > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 09/29/2018 at 18:27

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I thought they had been eradicated too, but I’ve seen a couple lately.

The original bro truck ( for whatever reason every H1 driver I’ve met was cool, it’s H2 drivers that were tools).

Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 09/29/2018 at 18:30

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Over h ere it’s these guys.

Take any 5-10 year old random base model mid-size sedan/station wagon, slap a taxi sign on the roof and a phone mount on the dash and boom, you’ve got yourself a rude, honking, tram-lane rushing tailgater.

Just make sure you get a good head start on the lights the first millisecond as the yellow turns on and you’ll fit right in.

The Dummy Gummy > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 09/29/2018 at 21:47

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Offended by sports? 

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > The Dummy Gummy 09/29/2018 at 22:42

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Only offended by unpatriotic kneeling sunsabitches sportsball players who get paid Millions of Dollars yet disrespect muh National Anthem while I am sitting on my unemployed ass on a worn couch eating canned spam and drinking Natty light.

dsigned001 - O.R.C. hunter > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 09/29/2018 at 22:48

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Several years back now I had a lifted bro truck tailgate me with one illegal HID light (for whatever reason he only had one headlight. It seemed intentional?), swerving and rolling coal all over the very congested highway (but not so congested he couldn’t weave around). Only time I’ve ever called the cops on a driver. He was like three different kinds of obnoxious (lights, smoke, driving dangerously), and all three cranked to 11. Fuck that guy, whoever he was.

The Dummy Gummy > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 09/29/2018 at 23:08

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Ra h rah rah! I like the cut of your jib KingTChalla.